This post just consists of random tidbits from conversations today. They'd be a lot funnier if you were there.
Me: "There's a chance for magical leprechaun elves to steal your invisible nonexistant imaginary hat!" (yes, I DO know that's a reduntant phrase)
Friend: "Oh, they do that all the time!"
Person 1: "Where's Maria?! She said she'd be playing a tuba!"
Person 2: "She's not here."
Person 1: "WE NEED A TUBA! You! I thought you were going to play a tuba!"
Person 3: "I was, but I just got in the class today!"
Person 4: "We should have a tuba war!"
And something like that. TUBAS. OH THE MANY TUBAS.